Home Again, Home Again, Sniffity Sniff?

New York is an amazing city. New York contains within its hallowed walls, almost everything that you could ever want or need in a city. The only problem, I have noticed in the time since I have returned from abroad, is the smell. That heat of August, urine/garbage/bad perfume/trash trucks/i just threw up a little bit inside my mouth/smell.  And while, I am sure that after a few weeks it will pass as the weather gets colder, or my olfactory senses once again become deadened to it's impervious power, right now, I just want to stay inside, light up some big manly scented candles, and imagine that the whole city smelled like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Now, that, would bring me outside.  And remember, my blog skipped first and second grade and reads at a 4th grade level...